A little poem I heard called, “The creation of the Vagina”.

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,

Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

By using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,

He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

The end.

I can’t wait to just leave Hull and get to Uni and meet some new people and actually find someone to spend loads of time with!!

I’m bored of the lads around here.. Unless I am shown to be mistaken, they’re all the same and will talk to you when they want but never want to see you, and if you try they just fuck you off anyway. And then they just stop texting you altogether… Bored of trying now.

Bring on Manchester/ Leeds UNI!!